Chumpelopithecus Returns

Be sure to check out the September Maplewood City News, where Chumpelopithecus hjelle can be seen attempting to pick the tasty lice out of the mangy coats of his fellow city council anthropoids. In Hjelle-World, the proof that strife on the council is just a chimera made up by malicious reporters is the fact that, more often than not, the council unanimously votes to approve the minutes of previous meetings.

If you want a more serious look at Hjelle's silly assertions, check out the coverage at SaveMaplewood.